I sent this to a friend a while back and she suggested I share it here. Hope it makes you laugh.
blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino. She seemed
a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude." with that, she stripped from the neck down,
dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...
Yes! I won, I won!" She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her
and her clothes
and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them
she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you
MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, ... but all