Monday, April 30, 2012

Monday Merriment

Two bowling teams,
one of all Blondes
and one of all Brunettes,
charter a double-decker bus for a weekend
trip to Louisiana.

The Brunette team
rode on the bottom of the bus, and
the Blonde team rode on the top level.The Brunette team down below
really whooped it up,
having a great time,
when one of them realized she
hadn't heard anything
from the Blondes upstairs.
She decided to go up and investigate..

When the Brunette reached the top,
she found all the Blondes in fear,
staring straight ahead at the road,
clutching the seats in front of them
with white knuckles.

The brunette asked,
'What the heck's going on up here?
We're having a great time downstairs!'

One of the Blondes looked up at her,
swallowed hard and whispered...


Just so you know my hubby and daughter are blonde so I am not making fun of blondes.  

Hope this gives you a chuckle to start the new week.  See you later

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Attitude Adjustment ?????

Yesterday was a red bottom day.  As I have stated many times we do not do discipline.  Spanking, for us, is a fun, pleasurable, erotic (whatever name you want to give it) thing.  I have been less than stellar for a few days as evidenced by my last post and when I suggested to hubby that we have a "date", I reminded him of my attitude the last couple of days and asked if he would like to see about an adjustment.  Guess What?  He couldn't wait.  I lay across the bed in a little dress, sans panties, and he starts with the doggin bat.  I love the doggin bat.  After a quick warm up, he begins to intensify the spanking and they are coming fast and furious.  Just the way I like it.  I tell him that.  The next thing  I feel is a a spank that brought me off the bed.  He had switched to the lexan.  Let me tell you, for those of you not in the know, that implement is not meant for sissies.  It stings like the dickens.  After about ten or so of those (I swear it was concentrated on  my right cheek, probably because he is left handed) he gave me a break and switched to the leather paddle.  He mixed that up with the furry part and then switched back to the lexan.  It hurt so good.  What does that say about me? My husband says I'm nuts and maybe I am.  Anyway he kept swtiching back and forth between the lexan and the leather paddle and finished up with the doggin bat on my butt and thighs.  Oh, I was so ready for what came next.

It didn't take long before I was squirming in a different way and we danced our dance in so many ways.  It was truly a wonderful day.  He was thrilled because I finally had a red bottom that lasted more than just through playtime.

Just a few minutes ago, he asked if I still had a red bottom.  Told him I didn't know but he could inspect it if he so chose.  Maybe, I will let you know what he said.  Then again, maybe not.

See you later for more Aimless Ramblings.  BTW, check out my story over at PK's blog.  I love to get feedback.

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

How Does He Do It?

  Hubby wanted breakfast, a rarity, so we actually had breakfast together.  Good Start.

 Sometime during breakfast I had one of my mood swings and he said something that didn't set right.  Naturally, I started building that defensive wall.  You know the one. 

 Usually if I fix breakfast, or lunch, or dinner, he will do the clean up. The last few days he has remained absent during the clean up, this morning was the same thing.  Next layer to the wall. 

After I finished cleaning up while he sat outside with his cigar,  we went to the storage unit to put some things in and take some things out.  This is not as easy as it sounds because it is still not fully organized.  He starts bossing me around and acting way too dictatorial.  Naturally, that earned him the finger.  YUP that finger.  Another layer to the wall, by now I can barely see over the top.

We stop to get the car washed and head back home.  He stays outside and I go inside.  Not many words have passed my lips.  Saying nothing was defnitely going to be better than saying something at this point.

Shortly thereafter he comes in,  plops down on the couch across from me and tells me how cute I am and how much he loves me.  I'm trying like hell to keep that wall up but guess what.  He reaches over and caresses my leg and gives me that little boy smile and voila.    He  looks so damn cute with his silver/blond hair all askew and a two day growth of beard that I can't help myself.  The wall comes tumbling down.

Now if we can just get through the next couple of hours without tweaking each other there will be fireworks later.  If not, there probably will still be fireworks, but of a different variety.              

Fingers are crossed.

See you later for more Aimless Ramblings.

Monday, April 23, 2012

Are You Nuts?

That's what my friend said when I told her I ordered a lexan paddle. She said why didn't I just order a loopy johnny too.   I mentioned in a post the other day that I had purchased some new toys.  See Hot Times Ahead. They have arrived. When I showed the lexan to my hubby his response was that "it could produce some serious hurt". "Why did you order something like this?" My response was because in reading blogs it is talked about as evil and I always want to try everything. His response "well you ordered it, we'll use it." Silly me.

Of course, hubby wanted to try it out right away.   He gave me a quick sample swat on the bare that day.  WOW, what a sting.  I said not so hard.  He told me he hardly touched me and he would only use this implement over jeans.  Well today we tried it again on the bare and he gave me five spanks when I hollered "enough".  I have a new admiration for you ladies that  bear the "bare" discipline this paddle provides.  OUCH OUCH OUCH.  The afterward was pretty great though.

I'll tell you about the other item in another post.  And, no, I am never going to order a loopy johnny.  I am not that NUTS.

See you later.

Thursday, April 19, 2012


A man came home from work and found his 3 children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around garden, The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and no sign of the dog. Walking in the door, he found even bigger mess. a lamp had been knocked over, the throw rug was against one wall. In the front room the TV was on loudly with the cartoon channel, the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel... She looked up at him, smiled and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?' She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world do I do all day?.. ''Yes," was his incredulous reply… She answered ,.. 'Well, today I didn't do it :)

Hope it gave you a chuckle and glad that it wasn't your house.


Arizona - after 57 days on the road we have finally arrived at our final destination.  Well, almost.  We are within 100 miles.  In the last three days we've been through two time zones.  I'm not sure what time it is anywhere.  We are going to be indoctrinated to an AZ summer this weekend.  Although this time of year is typically only in the 80's there is a good possibility the first 100 of the season will be here to greet us.  They have a name for it but right now it escapes me.  HOT comes to mind.

Speaking of hot, true to his word my husband gave me my NM spanking yesterday.  The doggin bat has become his implement of choice.  Fine by me.It gives a nice sting without too much hurt. I was nicely pinked when he was done.  I've recently ordered some new toys.  Can't wait to get them and try them out.  I had them sent to my friends house whose address we're using.  I let her know I was expecting packages so she just didn't think they were hers and inadvertently open them.  That would be more explaining than I care to do.

Driving through NM and AZ today we saw some really astonishing landscapes.  Having lived in Florida for the last 15 years I've forgotten what it's like to look ahead and see mountains.  By afternoon we not only saw them but were in them.  Seeing those boulders so precariously resting on one another really gives you a feeling of the grandeur of Mother Nature. It's like the Thunder Mountain ride in Disneyland only it is for real.

The stars tonight are so bright.  We are basically out in the desert and the city lights do not intrude as much so they are vibrant.  I just want to pluck one and put it in my pocket.  It still doesn't compare to the night skies we were used to in CO though.

Bright eyes and happy smiles to you.  See you later with more aimless ramblings.

Monday, April 16, 2012


We are finally back on the road.  But Mother Nature is conspiring against us.  The call was for strong wind and severe storms so we decided to pull off the road early.  The wind was gusting at about 50 mph and last night Mother Nature provided a great fireworks display.  Kept listening for that freight train.  Thankfully, never did hear it although I am not sure what we would have done if we had.  There was some hail but nothing damaging. We dodged another bullet.

We began today with our own brand of fireworks.  Taking full advantage of privacy, hubby delivered a soft sexy spanking which was followed by playtime.  Love to begin the day that way.

Another short day on the road though.  The sun is shining but the wind is gusting again and I was getting "landsick (as oppposed to seasick) from being buffeted by the wind.  We were going into a head wind and the gas gauge was losing the battle. We decided to call it an early day and pulled into a campground in an area between Midland and Odessa.  With any luck tomorrow will be less windy and we can exit the State of Texas. I think we have been here long enough to establish residency.

See you later.  More aimless ramblings down the road.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

What To Do with Quiet Time

We had some quiet time the other day.  We weren't alone but everybody seemed to be occupied elsewhere.  I suggested to hubby we take advantage of the situation.

We searched the tool bag for a quiet implement but all seemed to be too loud.  He went to the closet and pulled out one of those plastic hangers.   He told me lay over the bed and began with the spanking.  I had on a pair of those nylon exercise pants but boy did that hanger hurt.  I kept complaining that the end was catching my thighs and that he kept spanking in the same place,  oohing and aahing and squirming.  Finally, he said enough and got out the doggin bat - even if it was noisier he didn't want to hear me keep complaining.  Guess I'm not a good "bottom".  The doggin bat, although noisier, hurt too but not nearly as much.  I think those nylon exercise pants made both implements hurt more than usual. Either that or I have turned into a wimp. The heat of my bottom couldn't dissipate in the air.  It stung for quite a while afterward - something that usually doesn't happen.  It was a lovely feeling.  We went on to other playful activities which always enhances the experience.

We didn't waste our quiet time - I am so proud of us.  LOL

Monday, April 9, 2012


Hope everyone enjoyed the holiday weekend.  Here in the Dallas area, Friday and Saturday were nice but Sunday turned out to be a rainy day.  Wouldn't be a bit surprised if the Easter Bunny didn't have to swim in some places.  Do hard boiled eggs float?  The creek in the back is more like a river and the pond overflowed again.  We had some excitement again too. There was a bright flash and a horrific clap of thunder when lightening struck the electric gate opener out front.  It tripped a breaker and everything went dark. The good part was there was no tornadic activity today.

We finally were able to get in some alone time Saturday.  Everybody left to run errands and we figured we had about an hour and we made good use of the time.  I was quite warm when we were finished. It had been a long time between sessions and I was hollering STOP in no time.  Hubby tried several implements deciding which one gave him the most leverage while I was in the OTK position.  I think he decided the back scratcher got the most reaction from me.

We weren't able to dance our dance until later that night.  I had an appointment with the accupuncturist and we had to get on the road.  I pinched a nerve in my neck and finally couldn't stand it any more.  This is my first experience with being a voodoo doll and let me tell you it is not for the faint of heart.  I had needles sticking out everywhere.  The second session was even worse.  He used Rolfing and that hurt worse than any spanking I've ever received.  It's been two days and my chest and back and still sore where he really exerted pressure.  I think my neck is better or it just might be that the other places hurt more. 
That's all for now.  Will have more aimless ramblings at a later day.     Have a great day.  

Sunday, April 8, 2012


Want to wish everyone a very Happy Easter.  Hope your Easter Basket is filled with everything your heart desires.

Saturday, April 7, 2012


Janet was so excited to be getting away for a few days.  She and two of her fellow teachers Sydney and Brianna had rented a cottage at Myrtle Beach for the long Easter weekend.  All she wanted to do was relax on the beach, work on her suntan and read a book that had nothing to do with her schoolwork.  In addition to her teaching position she was studying for her Master’s and would be completing the program in June.  Her schedule hadn’t allowed her much free time for the last two years and this was a much needed break.

When they arrived at the cottage there was a picnic basket filled with a bottle of wine and some cheese and crackers awaiting them.  The card attached said welcome and was signed by a C. Bartlett.  Neither one of them knew a C. Bartlett but after unloading the car, they opened the wine and munched on the crackers and cheese.  They were sitting on the screened in porch discussing what they planned on doing for the rest of the weekend when a car pulled in the driveway. A good looking man of about 40 stepped out and came to the door.  He knocked and yelled hello.

“Hi, I’m Chad Bartlett.   I own the cottage and just dropped by to see if you received the goodie basket and if there was anything I could do to make your stay more enjoyable.”
They all responded at once that so far they couldn’t think of anything.  Janet introduced Sydney and Brianna and then herself.  She thanked him for the basket.
“As you can see, we are enjoying the gift.  Would you like to join us for a glass of wine?”
He replied that although he would like to he had to get to an appointment on the other side of town.  He told them that later that evening The Fish Shanty was having a live band and a Ladies’ Nite they might enjoy.  Usually just the locals attended and it wouldn’t be as crowed as some of the other tourist traps.  Janet thanked him for the information and said they just might do that.  She extended her hand and when he touched her fingers, she got an electrical shock. She quickly pulled her hand back and held the door open for him.

When he left all three ladies looked at each other and just smiled.  Sydney remarked that he was one good looking guy.  Brianna and Janet agreed.  Of the three, Janet was the only one not attached in some way.  They changed into their swimsuits and headed down to the beach. Before leaving, Janet had googled the handsome Mr. Bartlett.  She found that he was a local realtor and involved in many community projects.  She also found that he was divorced and the father of two teenage children.

Over the last two years she hadn’t had much time for socializing.  She had the occasional date but mostly spent her free time working on her thesis.  She wouldn’t mind a quick little fling to add some excitement to her life.  They had decided to give The Fish Shanty a try and she hoped he would be there.  She had definitely felt something when she shook his hand.  She wondered if he felt the same thing.

They arrived at The Fish Shanty about 7:30pm.  It was already crowded and they had to wait for a table.  They waited in the bar until their name was called.  While they were sitting there just enjoying the company and the scenery, the waiter arrived with a tray of drinks.
“We didn’t order another round” Sydney said.

The waiter responded that Chad Bartlett  had sent them over.  He nodded in his direction.  Janet looked over and Chad winked back in acknowledgement.  It wasn’t long before he sauntered over to their table and remarked he was glad they had taken his suggestion.  He said they wouldn’t regret it.  The seafood was the best on the beach and much more reasonable than some of the fancier restaurants. Janet hoped he was right on both counts because  teachers salaries only went so far. 

“Oh, so you are all teachers.  I started out that way but soon found out that I couldn’t support my family on a teacher’s salary.” 

They all nodded in agreement.  Brianna asked about his family.  Janet was glad that she didn’t have to broach that subject.  He explained that he had been divorced for several years and that he had two children, a girl 15 and a boy 17.  He then inquired about them. Sydney replied she was married but her husband was in the military and on a short term assignment in Europe.  Brianna said was engaged but her fiancĂ© was involved in an engineering project and was in DC for the next two weeks.  He seemed to brighten when Janet didn’t mention any attachments.

Just then, the waiter called their number and said their table was ready.  Janet asked him to join them and he readily agreed.  He was a good conversationalist and entertained them with tales  of the local lore.  When the band started he asked Janet to dance.  She readily accepted and found he was a great dancer.  He was courteous enough to also ask Sydney and Brianna to dance also.  Janet noticed though that he saved the slow numbers for her.  By the end of the evening, he asked Janet if she would be comfortable enough to join him for a walk on the beach and if he could take her home.  She said that would be fine and she would tell her friends she would see them later.
They left and strolled on the beach.  They continued telling each other about themselves when Janet asked about the cause of his divorce and if it was hard on his children.  He explained that he wasn’t always the best husband as far as his wife was concerned.  He said his children had adapted better than he expected and he thought it was because he was still a strong presence in their lives.

Janet didn’t delve into the matter any further.  She felt it was a private matter and if he wanted to explain further he would do so.  It didn’t matter to her.  She wanted a weekend romance – nothing more.

They continued to walk and talk until Janet said she wanted to call it a night.  She said they’d had a long drive and she was exhausted.  He asked if he could see her again tomorrow and she said she would have to check with Sydney and Brianna to see if they had made any plans.  She knew they would encourage her to see Chad but she didn’t want to seem too anxious.  She told him she would call him in the morning.  He dropped her off at the cottage and gave her a chaste good night kiss.

The kiss left her wanting more. 

About 10:00 the next morning she called Chad and got his voicemail.  She told him she was available if he still wanted to get together.  He called back about an hour later and explained he had to take his daughter to practice.  He said he would pick her up about 11:30 and to bring a bathing suit.

As they drove to the marina he asked if she liked sailing.  She said she hadn’t done much but she did enjoy being out on the water.  He told her he had a picnic lunch delivered to his boat and thought they would sail to one of the smaller coves and enjoy an afternoon of sailing and sun.

The cove was secluded and empty when they moored.  They went ashore in the inflatable dingy, had lunch and decided to nap in the sun.  She awoke when she felt someone watching her.  Chad was laying there, propped up by this elbow and just staring. 

“You are quite pretty, Janet.  And to think you have a brain too”

“Thank you, she said, but it must be good genes, have to thank my parents”.

“Unassuming too.  I could be very tempted to succumb to your charms”.

Janet blushed and responded she could say the same things about him.  He reached over a started to kiss her neck, her ears and soon they were in each others arms and kissing passionately. 

“I think we better stop before this goes any further”, he said

She asked why.  He responded he was not prepared to go to the next step.  He didn’t have any protection.  She told him she had been a girl scout and she was prepared.  She reached into her purse and pulled out a package of condoms.  He laughed and said that on top of everything else, she was also resourceful.

Soon they were naked.  He pushed her down and began kissing while his fingers strolled deliciously down her torso.  When she didn’t think she could take any more, he found her wetness and his talented fingers found their mark.  Just as she had almost reached nirvana, he stopped, rolled her over, and began spanking her well rounded butt.  She was startled and was just about to say something when his fingers again found her sweet spot.  Once again she was arching her body to achieve climax when he stopped and once again began spanking her.  This time he continued to spank her while his other hand fingered her to completion.  She had never had such a powerful orgasm.   She was still trying to catch her breath when he rolled her over and entered her with a powerful thrust.  It wasn’t long before she was within reach of another orgasm when he reached his climax that brought her over the top.  He rolled off her and lay back on the blanket.  She lay there spent.  She had just experienced the best sex of her life.

“WOW” was all she managed to say.  He just grinned and matter of factly asked if she was okay.
“More than okay” she answered.  “I would have never thought that a spanking could feel so good
"There are many kinds of spankings.  If you like we could experiment to see which ones you liked best.  She giggled and said that maybe he could hide a couple of suggestions in her Easter Basket.

He said he would check with the Easter Bunny to see what could be done.


Tuesday, April 3, 2012

T is for Tornado and Thanks

Today was a day that I will remember for a long time.  I have been fortunate enough to never experience a tornado but today I came very close.  We are still in Texas, outside of Dallas and the tornadoes today were the worst in Dallas history.  We gathered up the kitties in their crates and moved out of the RV and into the house. Unfortunately, my SIL and her mother were on their way to the doctors for a cancer treatment.  Luckily, they were running late and were just behind the storm.  My brother was in the area and fortunately had an appointment in a building that provided a modicum of shelter.  My niece and her girls were on a plane out of DFW before the storms were in the area.  God blest our family today and I thank Him for this blessing and the fact that apparently, at least as of now, no one was hurt in this storm.  When I saw the live feed and the aftermath it is a miracle.