Sunday, January 20, 2013

Sunday, Sunday

Hubby and I had a date night last night, dinner and dancing (the kind you do in public)  The food was good, two lemon drop martini's delish, the music enjoyable and being with  my handsome husband, priceless.   Things have heated up along with the temperature.  

Since this is Sunday, thought I would share this Nun's Story.

A nun was sitting at the airport, waiting for her flight to Chicago.  She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that tells your fortune and thought to herself, "I'll give it a try and see what it tells me', she went over to the machine, stepped up on the scale and put her nickel in.  Out came a card that read, You are a nun, you weight 128 lbs, and you are going to Chicago.

The nun sat back down.  She told herself that the machine probably gives the same card to everyone.  The more she thought about it the more curious she got so she decided to try it again she went back to the machine and again put her nickel in, and out came a card that read: 'You are a nun, you weight 128 lbs, you are going to Chicago and you are going to play a fiddle.'

The nun says to herself, "I know this is wrong.  I have never played a musical instrument even once in my life.' She sat back down.  From out of nowhere a cowboy came over and sat down, putting his fiddle case on the seat between them.  Without thinking, she opened the cowboy's case, took out the fiddle, and started playing beautiful music.  Surprised at what she had done, she looked over at the machine thinking.  "This is incredible, I've got to try this again'.  Back to the machine she went, put in another nickle, and another card came out.  It read:  'You are a nun, you weight 128 lbs, you are going to Chicago and you are going to break wind'.  

Now she knows the machine is wrong, as she thought to herself, 'I've never broken wind in public a single time in my life.' but getting down off the machine she slipped, and as she was straining to keep herself from falling to the floor, she broke wind.  Absolutely stunned, she sat back down and looked at the machine.  She said to herself, 'this is truly remarkable.  I've got to try this again'.  She went back to the machine, put in another nickel and another card came out.  It read, 'You are a nun, you weight 128 lbs..  You have fiddled and farted around and missed your flight to Chicago.

Enjoy your day everyone.  Tomorrow is story day as well as Inaugural Day in the US.  Some comparison huh. See you later for more Aimless Ramblings.


  1. LOL! You got me on this one. :)

  2. Yum! Lemon drop Martinis. Dancing is so much fun. You get to work off all those calories too.
    I knew there was a punch line, but honestly you got me! Lol!

  3. Sounds like a lovely evening Sunny.

    LOL, ya got me with the joke. ;)


  4. Sounds like a wonderful evening Sunny. LoL, you got me with the joke too


  5. Glad you had such a nice evening with your husband. :-)

  6. Thanks for the chuckle, I REALLY needed it.

    1. I just read your post. You're right you both need a chuckle. I emailed you.

  7. Where do you find them sunny??

    1. I'm lucky enough to have a friend who sends them onto me. I wish I could share all of them but alas some just won't copy.


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