Priceless

Dan wakes up with a huge hangover after attending a company party.  He is not normally a drinker but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol.  He didn't even remember getting home from the party.  As bad as he was feeling he wondered if had had done something wrong.

He forced himself to open his eyes and the first thing he saw was a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.  Next to them, was a single red rose.  He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.  He looks around the room and sees it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean.  He takes the aspirins and cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring at him in the mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick.

 Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to get groceries to make your favorite dinner tonight.  I love you, darling.  Love Jillian

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast, steam hot coffee and the morning paper.  His 16 year old son is also at the table eating.  Dan asks:

 "Son, what happened last night?"

"You came home after 3:00 am, very drunk.  You fell over the coffee table and broke it, then you got sick in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door."

Very confused, he asked his son:

"So why is everything in such perfect order and so clean.  There is a rose and breakfast on the table waiting for me"

His son replies,  "Oh, that.  Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to removed your pants, you screamed....

"Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

Broken Coffee Table $239.99

Hot Breakfast $4.20

Two Aspirins $.38

Saying the right thing, at the right time. .. PRICELESS

Hope you got a chuckle out of this.  I thought it was pretty funny.  Have a good weekend everyone and hope to see you later here at Aimless Ramblings.