Wednesday, December 26, 2012

MORNING SEX



She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt that she normally slept in. As he walked in, almost awake, she turned and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!" His eyes lit up and thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all...right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, the T-shirt still around her neck. Happy, but a little puzzled, he asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken.



A holiday miracle would be still fitting into my clothes after the holidays.


After the stress of the last couple of weeks I thought everyone would enjoy a little levity.  Hope everyone had a wonderful holiday and all your holiday wishes came true.  
See you later for more Aimless Ramblings.




21 comments:

  1. Haahaahaaaa, thanks for the laugh :)

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  2. Good way to start the day - a good joke or a quickie, either way works!

    Hugs,
    PK

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    1. You're right, either way works to get a good start on the day.

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  3. Bahahaha! Love it! Thanks for sharing ;)

    P

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    1. The picture in my head when I read it is when I knew I had to use as post.

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  5. Thanks for the laughs Sunny - the 'egg timer' was my favorite. LOL

    Blessings,
    Cat

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    1. It may not be great but it's a better egg timer than I've ever seen.

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  6. PERFECT! I am just waking up at night with my second wind....Very funny!

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    1. Glad it was a good wake up for you, no matter the time.

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  7. Lol Sunny. Great way to start the day. I'm crossing fingers for that Christmas miracle!

    Hugs
    Roz

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  8. I told this joke to some retired guys and they said at their age, the eggs would be hard boiled.

    FD

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  10. Ah now, that's way better than one of those annoying kitchen timers! Thanks for the dose of levity ;o)

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