Friday, July 15, 2016

WHAT WOMEN SAY

What Women Say

And What Women Mean.


ARE YOU WILLING TO: This means you better do it. 

FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of "those" arguments. 

FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. 

NOTHING: This means "something" and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and will end with the word "Fine". 

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". 

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine", and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. 

LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here arguing with you over "Nothing". 

SOFT SIGH: Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sigh" means that she is content. Your best bet is not to move or breathe, and she will stay content. 

THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead". At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. 

PLEASE DO: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay". 

THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "you're welcome". 

THANKS A LOT: This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing".




Do you agree?  I have to say that many of them hit the nail on the head.  See you later for more Aimless Ramblings



29 comments:

  1. Hi Sunny, oh yes and hubby agreed with these too!!
    love Jan, xx

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  2. Every time I see this it makes me laugh. Why can't men just get what we say haha, it's not that hard!. ;)

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  3. Every time I see this it makes me laugh. Why can't men just get what we say haha, it's not that hard!. ;)

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  4. LoL Sunny, love this, all true. Have to show this to Rick, I'm sure he would agree too lol.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. I'm sure Rick agrees - every man in the universe has been hit with these sometime or another. lol

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  5. All true, Sunny - not that we spanky ladies should use any of them, of course!

    Rosie xx

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    1. Of course, I use them - ALL THE TIME. It is what it is - that's one I get all the time.

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  6. I think it is innate....I have seem my grands use fine...in the perfect tone of voice. hugs abby

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  7. I like them, Sunny Girl. Thanks.

    Hug,

    appy

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  8. Very fun read, Sunny! :) How true, how true! We are such lovely, complicated beings- in a good way, of course!

    Too bad that some of them, these days, might get yours truly a trip to the spanking room! HA! Rob will get a kick out of these. I will show him tonight! Thanks for sharing! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie

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    1. Hope Rob gets a kick out of them - just don't use them, I don't want to get on his bad side. lol

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  9. Oh boy--these have been used here!
    I have been known to utter many of these in a very self-righteous way!

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  10. I don't know what you are talking about. I would never ever communicate in this manner. Nope. Not me. Never. Honest. I always say what I mean and mean what I say. Yup. That's me.

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    1. So sorry, I didn't see perfection right in front of me. How silly am I.
      WHATEVER!!!!

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  12. Yep, used everyone of them:)

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  13. Sunny that's a great post. I've been guilty of using most of these.
    Hugs Lindy

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    1. They've been heard around here and everyplace else I've ever lived. You'd think that Ray would recognize them by now. hahahaha

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  14. Certainly try not to use these anymore. Don't know if I am completely successful. So many of these end up with silence. That was worse than the words.

    Ella

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    1. I am completely successful in using every single one of these. Oh well, too old to change now.

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  15. this makes me smile...so true... :-) Hugs

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