Friday, July 26, 2013

Knowing When to Keep Quiet



On their wedding night, the young bride
approached her new husband and asked
For $20.00 for their first lovemaking
encounter.
In his highly aroused state,
her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made
love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a
cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that
she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was
surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that
his employer was going through a process of corporate
downsizing, and he had been let go.
It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find
another position that paid anywhere near what
he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which
showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling
nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued
by the
bank which was worth over $2 million,
and informed him that they
were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
She explained that for more than
three decades she had 'charged' him for sex,
these holdings had multiplied and these were the
results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments
worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could
barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out,
'If I'd had any idea what you were doing,
I would have given you all my business!'


That's when she shot him.


You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
To keep their mouths shut




Hope you laughed as much as I did.  See you later for more Aimless Ramblings

35 comments:

  1. Hahahaha! That's what you call speaking before you think.

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  2. Good one Sunny! Thanks for the giggles! ;) Safe travels.

    Hugs and Blessings,
    Cat

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  3. LoL. At least she could afford a good lawyer!

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  4. hahahahahah! hilarious. thank you!

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  5. Hahaha. Loved this :)
    Can't help thinking what a fun way to save though :)

    Dee x

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  6. LOL! That's funny... and not a bad idea. ;)

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  7. rofl - what a clever woman

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  8. LOL...Have a great weekend.
    hugs abby

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  9. LOL Sunny, didn't see that coming! Thanks for the laugh. Have a wonderful weekend.

    Hugs,
    Roz

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  10. This was so good, and I was so impressed with the wife that I wondered why I had never thought of doing such a thing.

    Until the end! LOL!!!

    Many hugs

    Ami

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    1. Even the end is funny if she shot him in his nether regions.

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  11. LOL Sunny, made me laugh
    love Jan.xx

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  12. The end startles me. Good for the wife, smart lady

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    1. Yeah, I hope she shot him in the area he would feel the most pain. lol

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  13. Funny. Thanks SG

    Have a fun weekend.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  14. Lol! Now she gets to use her hard earned money for whatever she wants, lol.

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  15. Thought I commented here...Ugh oh maybe I over commented on someone elses post...Would not surprise me one bit!!!
    Funny funny man....not! Funny what she did!

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