Wednesday, October 31, 2012

TRICK OR TREAT


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Happy Halloween Everyone.  



Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe .... as it happens, near Transylvania . They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late and raining very hard. Bob could barely see the road in front of the car. Suddenly, the car skids out of control! Bob attempts to control the car, but to no avail! The car swerves and smashes into a tree. Moments later, Bob shakes his head to clear the fog. Dazed, he looks over at the passenger seat and sees his wife unconscious, with her head bleeding! Despite the rain and unfamiliar countryside, Bob knows he has to get her medical assistance.

Bob carefully picks his wife up and begins trudging down the road. After a short while, he sees a light. He heads towards the light which is coming from a large, old house       
He approaches the door and knocks. A minute passes. A small, hunched man opens the door. Bob immediately blurts, "Hello, my name is Bob Hill, and this is my wife Betty. We've been in a terrible accident, and my wife has been seriously hurt. Can I please use your phone?"

"I'm sorry," replied the hunchback, "but we don't have a phone. My master is a doctor; come in, and I will get him!"
Bob brings his wife in.

An older man comes down the stairs.

"I'm afraid my assistant may have misled you. I am not a medical doctor; I am a scientist. However, it is many miles to the nearest clinic, and I have had a basic medical training. I will see what I can do. Igor, bring them down to the laboratory."

With that, Igor picks up Betty and carries her downstairs, with Bob following closely. Igor places Betty on a table in the lab. Bob collapses from exhaustion and his own injuries, so Igor places Bob on an adjoining table.

After a brief examination, Igor's master looks worried. 

"Things are serious, Igor. Prepare a transfusion."

Igor and his master work feverishly, but to no avail.

Bob and Betty Hill are no more.

The Hills' deaths upset Igor's master greatly. Wearily, he climbs the steps to his conservatory, which houses his grand piano. For it is here that he has always found solace. He begins to play, and a stirring, almost haunting melody fills the house.

Meanwhile, Igor is still in the lab tidying up. His eyes catch movement, and he notices the fingers on Betty's hand twitch, keeping time to the haunting piano music. Stunned, he watches as Bob's arm begins to rise, marking the beat! He is further amazed as Betty and Bob both sit up straight!

Unable to contain himself, he dashes up the stairs to the conservatory. He bursts in and shouts to his master:









"Master, Master!.....The Hills are alive with the sound of music!"




  I am soooooo sorry.....but you really should've seen that one coming!!

After all it is halloween and you have already had the treat of my halloween story

See you later for more Aimless Ramblings.

16 comments:

  1. Ha ha ha! I knew there would be a punch line....But fuzzy brain here, I did not see it coming.

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  2. Lol, I must have fuzzy brain too, didn't quite see that ending!

    Happy Halloween!!

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  3. Good joke, but you still deserve a good spanking!

    Hugs,
    PK

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  4. LOL. Didn't see it coming. Thanks for the laugh.

    Happy Halloween.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  5. Happy Halloween, Sunnygirl:)

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  6. LOL - nope - didn't see it coming. Thanks for starting my day with a giggle.

    Blessings,
    Cat

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  7. LOL..you got me! Happy Halloween!
    hugs abby

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  8. Sunny :)
    You always make me laugh - what a joy you must be to your hubby!
    Happy Halloween Hugs
    lillie

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  9. I'm with PK.
    You must be rewarded for tricking us like that.
    Didn't see that coming at all.

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  10. Sorry to post this here, Sunny, but you still need to comment on Starla's blog for Spank or Treat. If you can't get the comment to work, you can add your answer to the sign up sheet on my blog, ok? Otherwise your name isn't valid for the prize drawing.

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  11. Funny, funny. Happy Halloween!

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  12. Minelle: Fuzzy brain, huh. Cobwebs maybe.
    Terps: 2 u 2
    Roz: It leads us down a different path.
    PK: I'll take it.
    Ronnie: You're welcome
    Rogue: Your posts have given me lots of giggles.
    SNP: HH to you too.
    Cat: Starts the day off right
    abby: Glad you liked.
    Lillian: Oh yeah, he shakes his head a lot.
    Bas: Like I told PK, I'll take it.
    New Bea: :)
    Zoe: HH to you

    Ana: Thanks for the warning. I've emailed you and I once again posted on Starla's site.

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  13. OH GROAN... but it WAS a good one. and i SHOULD have seen it coming.

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