Monday, April 30, 2012

Monday Merriment



Two bowling teams,
one of all Blondes
and one of all Brunettes,
charter a double-decker bus for a weekend
trip to Louisiana.

The Brunette team
rode on the bottom of the bus, and
the Blonde team rode on the top level.The Brunette team down below
really whooped it up,
having a great time,
when one of them realized she
hadn't heard anything
from the Blondes upstairs.
She decided to go up and investigate..

When the Brunette reached the top,
she found all the Blondes in fear,
staring straight ahead at the road,
clutching the seats in front of them
with white knuckles.

The brunette asked,
'What the heck's going on up here?
We're having a great time downstairs!'

One of the Blondes looked up at her,
swallowed hard and whispered...

"YEAH SURE,
'CAUSE YOU HAVE A DRIVER!

Just so you know my hubby and daughter are blonde so I am not making fun of blondes.  

Hope this gives you a chuckle to start the new week.  See you later

16 comments:

  1. Ha-ha! That's funny and I used to be blonde until time darkened my hair so I'm not offended in the least:).

    Love,
    Kitty

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  2. Hahaha. Funny. I'm not offended either, I'm not blonde :)

    Dee x

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  3. LOL Sunnygirl. I'm blonde half the year, maybe I should be half offended, lol.

    I'm not though cause I'm only blonde because I'm too gray to go dark anymore.

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    1. What are you the other half of the year? Brunette maybe?
      LOL

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    2. Redhead!!!!

      My "natural" color, (before the grey took over) was dark brunette hair with a lot of natural red highlights. I prefer it red, but it fades FAST in the summer, too much work, especially since it is LONG, lol.

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  4. It did give me a chuckle (and I am blonde highlights).
    Thanks,

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    1. Chuckles are good. I always like the green ones.

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  5. I love blonde jokes. At least they are ones that I usually understand. Still having trouble with the M&M's one. And the funny thing about your story is that I was on a double decker bus taking a trip last week and I was on the top. I wondered about the driver too. But on our bus, the top was the fun place to be. And I am a real blonde true and true thanks to my Scaninavian roots. I am starting to get these fine white hairs that my hairdresser told me was my gray. I fired her, lol/ Thanks for the laugh.

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    1. Oh Blondie, U r too funny. My husband knows about those white hairs, they're silver aren't they. Glad I could make you laugh.

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  6. Ha ha! I didn't see that one coming.

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    1. I thought it was really cute. I get so many but not all are worth passing on.

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  7. LOL SunnyGirl, funny. Thanks.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  8. Lol. I have accumulated a variety of blond jokes over the years--Hubby and sil's are all blond.
    He told me almost all of the ones I know lol.

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