On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked For $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which was worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'
That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when To keep their mouths shut
Hope you laughed as much as I did. See you later for more Aimless Ramblings
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Hahahaha! That's what you call speaking before you think.
ReplyDeleteWell he was thinking with the wrong head.
DeleteLOL, thanks!
ReplyDeleteI still get a smile thinking about it.
DeleteGood one Sunny! Thanks for the giggles! ;) Safe travels.
ReplyDeleteHugs and Blessings,
Cat
Thanks Cat. We arrived safely.
DeleteLoL. At least she could afford a good lawyer!
ReplyDeleteYes and he can't. lol
Deletehahahahahah! hilarious. thank you!
ReplyDeletePretty funny huh
DeleteHahaha. Loved this :)
ReplyDeleteCan't help thinking what a fun way to save though :)
Dee x
Yes, you reap rewards all around.
DeleteLOL! That's funny... and not a bad idea. ;)
ReplyDeleteAs Dee said it would be a fun way to save.
Deleterofl - what a clever woman
ReplyDeleteVery clever indeed.
DeleteLOL...Have a great weekend.
ReplyDeletehugs abby
You two.
DeleteLOL Sunny, didn't see that coming! Thanks for the laugh. Have a wonderful weekend.
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Roz
You two Roz. Hope your weather is better.
DeleteThis was so good, and I was so impressed with the wife that I wondered why I had never thought of doing such a thing.
ReplyDeleteUntil the end! LOL!!!
Many hugs
Ami
Even the end is funny if she shot him in his nether regions.
DeleteLOL Sunny, made me laugh
ReplyDeletelove Jan.xx
Glad you had a laugh. Always important.
DeleteHaha! That's awesome!
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked.
DeleteLol...Funny..
ReplyDeleteI agree.
DeleteThe end startles me. Good for the wife, smart lady
ReplyDeleteYeah, I hope she shot him in the area he would feel the most pain. lol
DeleteFunny. Thanks SG
ReplyDeleteHave a fun weekend.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
You too, Ronnie.
DeleteBelieve it or not... ;-)
ReplyDeleteLol! Now she gets to use her hard earned money for whatever she wants, lol.
ReplyDeleteThought I commented here...Ugh oh maybe I over commented on someone elses post...Would not surprise me one bit!!!
ReplyDeleteFunny funny man....not! Funny what she did!