Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Words to Ponder


Thank you everyone for all your good thoughts yesterday.  It turned out to be a non event for us here in the Dallas metroplex area.  Thank you Lord.

As ridiculous as these sound, they are so very true.


Life is Sexually Transmitted

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Some people are like a Slinky - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30?
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

- - - and as someone recently said to me:"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long.

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 Make it a great day and see you later for more Aimless Ramblings.


 






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28 comments:

  1. CatMay 22, 2013 at 12:38 AM

    Hey Sunny...So happy you experienced a 'non-event'!

    Thanks for sharing the words to ponder...love them all!

    Blessings,
    Cat

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  2. RozMay 22, 2013 at 4:15 AM

    Hi Sunny, thank you for updating us. Have been thinking about you and am so glad it turned out a non-event for you.

    Thanks for sharing the words to ponder, they are so great, and so true. Having a hard time picking a favourite but love the first one and the jalapeno peppers LoL

    Hugs,
    Roz

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  3. PKMay 22, 2013 at 6:15 AM

    Glad you're safe and I love the words of wisdom. I can think of a couple of folks I see as a slinky. In fact that image might just help me get through the day!

    Hugs,
    PK

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  4. bob May 22, 2013 at 6:22 AM

    Thanks roz for the truthisms they were all great ans do true

    Bob

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  5. TessMay 22, 2013 at 7:00 AM

    Those are cute..so glad to hear that you are safe and sound!

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  6. abbyMay 22, 2013 at 7:25 AM

    Glad it was a non event, ad I often told my kids, boring can be a good thing!
    hugs abby

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    1. Aimless RamblingMay 22, 2013 at 10:01 PM

      Yes, me too. No news is not necessarily always bad.

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  7. MegMay 22, 2013 at 8:31 AM

    Glad to hear you two are okay. Loved the bits of wisdom, especially the ones about the internet and health nuts. They all had me chuckling, a very good way to head out the door for work ... thank you!

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  8. TerpsichoreMay 22, 2013 at 2:12 PM

    thanks for the words of wisdom...glad for the non-event... :-)

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  9. SarahMay 22, 2013 at 2:29 PM

    Glad you're safe!
    These made me smile, thanks!

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    1. Aimless RamblingMay 22, 2013 at 10:03 PM

      Thanks for the good thoughts and glad I was able to make you smile.

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  10. RogueMay 22, 2013 at 11:01 PM

    The internet was my favorite, but I LOL'd over the slinky. Yeah... :)
    As always, thanks for sharing!

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    1. Aimless RamblingMay 23, 2013 at 9:19 AM

      I love the slinky and the jalapeno, simply because hubby loves those hot little peppers going in.

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  11. IrisheyMay 23, 2013 at 8:48 AM

    Good ones, Sunny - the first one... out of the box! I like seeing things in a whole new light. I also enjoyed the continuing saga of Ken and Melody. Looking forward to your next installment.

    Happy Huggy Thursday!

    Irishey

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    1. Aimless RamblingMay 23, 2013 at 9:21 AM

      Thanks Irishey. Isn't it funny how to change the word arrangement and it changes the how we process it.

      Ken and Melody will be back - just don't have it scheduled yet.

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  12. Blue BirdMay 23, 2013 at 12:20 PM

    I read your other post and didn't get a chance to comment. Glad you are ok.
    Thanks for the sayings1
    I also just discovered your story. I am looking forward to going back to the beginning and reading.
    Blue Bird

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    1. Aimless RamblingMay 23, 2013 at 11:29 PM

      Thanks for thoughts.

      Hope you like the story. Come back on Monday for another new story.

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  13. BeaMay 23, 2013 at 3:13 PM

    We are all terminal.
    Bea

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  14. Minielle LabraunMay 23, 2013 at 10:45 PM

    Happy things are good with you. I love the acid and prozac...wow that makes you think..HUH?

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