This is the day to remember and honor "mother's" everywhere. Where would we be without them ? So take time to make this day special for them and you.
A pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Afterward, the pastor asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."
It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough from their laughter for the worship service to be continued.
OF ALL THE TIMES KIDS CHOOSE TO LISTEN
Enjoy the day and come back tomorrow for another new story. See you later for more Aimless Ramblings.
Lovely words Sunny. Happy Mothers Day to you!
ReplyDeleteLove the joke. Thanks for the laugh.
Hugs,
Roz
Yeah, it's a joke but it could So happen. Hope you had a great day.
DeleteHappy Mothers day to you too. Had a bite of breakfast in my mouth and almost lost it...kids...LOL
ReplyDeletehugs abby
Sorry about the breakfast, but you know kids. You're just thrilled when it wasn't yours that raised their hand. lol
DeleteHappy mother's day! :-) Thanks for the smile... Hugs
ReplyDeleteYour welcome Terps. Hope you had a great day with your family.
DeleteOh man, those kids! The things they say! I sometimes laugh all day...or try not to.
ReplyDeleteHappy Mothers Day!
I know what you mean. Sometimes you're biting your tongue trying not to react.
DeleteA spew warning would be nice! Loved the joke! Hope your Mother's Day is wonderful!
ReplyDeleteHugs,
PK
Glad you enjoyed the joke, sorry about the cold. Hope you enjoyed your day with Mollie.
DeleteLol!
ReplyDeleteHope you have a great day, too!
I did, hope yours was the best.
DeleteSunny, your joke reminded me about when my children were small, toddler to preschool age. They cared nothing for children's tv programs, but would stop whatever they were doing for the commercials. They could sing all the jingles and recite all the slogans, and did so at some inappropriate times. Too cute! Thanks for the bump back down memory lane!
ReplyDeleteI hope you're having a wonderful Mother's Day!
Irishey
I had to laugh at your trip down memory lane. Last year when we first got here, my grand nephew was entranced with the RV. They were in it every chance they got. Well one day he wanted to watch TV and there wasn't anything on suitable for kids, the little guys says to me that's okay, we'll watch commercials. I laughed until I cried.
DeleteHope you had a great day.
Exactly! Lol! Commercials are designed to reach out and engage, fascinate, tempt kids of all ages and assure we WANT that widget. Little ones are amazing...even when they parrot things we wish they wouldn't! I'm glad your little g-nephew gives you amusing doses of that accommodating childhood innocence. I'm humbled and enchanted by my little grand-treasures...and glad I can give them back to their mothers after I've had my own doses! ;-)
DeleteMy day was great, thank you. D and I danced ourselves awake this morning - very nice. After showers, I made a big brunch, because I really like doing that for my family, especially on Mother's Day, other holidays and most weekends. Later, D grilled outside and fixed the rest of dinner for us, including brownies! My teens cleaned the kitchen after both meals (going to miss these last two nestlings when they leave in a few years). Most of my day was being lazy and pampered...mostly un-motherlike!
Chatty Cathy signing off! Enjoy your week!
Irishey
Out of the mouths of babes! The little boy reminds me of one of mine! Happy Mother's Day to you as well; I hope it was full of fun and honor! :D
ReplyDeleteIt was a terrific Mother's Day. Hope yours was wonderful as well.
DeleteROFLMBO Sunny...I could hear either one of my boys or granddaughters saying that! Children are definitely not for the faint of heart. ;)
ReplyDeleteHope you had a wonderful Mother's Day!
Blessings,
Cat
Me too on the grandsons. They are pips and are sure to have come up with this or something else, especially because they are their mother's sons. lol
DeleteIt was a great day. Hope you got to spend it with those you love.