I loved this joke. I really laughed out loud. It must be the cynic in me.
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year, if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.
I was just thinking about all this and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks.........
My dog is a CONGRESSMAN !!!!!!!
See you later for more Aimless Ramblings. Make it a great day and be sure to stop by tomorrow for this week's story.
LoL, thanks for the laugh Sunny. There's nothing like cuddling up with a good book, or with a loved one :) and listening to the rain
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Roz
Your welcome Roz. Good luck with getting back to the "salt mines".
DeleteI hear the dog snoring. That's a familiar sound when you follow the political debate.
ReplyDeleteYou mean Unique snores.
DeleteVery funny! ... and sadly true.
ReplyDeleteLOL! We were talking the other day about a congressman's "job"! Don't get me wrong, I laughed! But it would much funnier if it didn't have so much truth to it... Thanks for the giggle this morning
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P
I love giggles. It's what I often do when I listen to the politicians, then I shake my head and wonder in which world they live.
DeleteAt least our dogs give us unconditional love and are protective of us. and they're a lot less expensive to.
ReplyDeleteAmen to that.
DeleteLOL..I should have, but I did not see it coming.
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I gotcha, huh. Glad it made you laugh though.
Deletelmao! That is totally awesome.
ReplyDeleteThough I do wonder if perhaps my dogs provide somewhat more of a service--they bark when people show up, and are willing to keep me warm on cold mornings lol.
Of course, the dogs provide more of a service. They actually care about you and not their 15 minutes of fame.
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ReplyDeleteSara
:) back at you.
DeleteWe have a cat who snores! The joke was very good - I'll simply exchange 'congressman' for 'politician'. They both fit! Hugs, Ami
ReplyDeleteI am sorry to hear it is the same there. Can't wait to get your good news tomorrow.
DeleteLOL Sunny. Great joke...haven't heard that one before. At least my dog loved and protected me which is more than I can say about any congressman. ;)
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Cat
Always glad when I can slip one in on you. Truer words were never spoken.
DeleteWe support a few congressman around here, as well as the cats - who, by their swagger I will guess are more like oil lobbyists.
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lillie
Swagger and brag and spew the hot air everywhere. Most of them are very good at it.
DeleteOmg!! I was at a funeral yesterday, and this would have fit the general consensus!!
ReplyDeleteWell you know they need the exposure.
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ReplyDeleteHope you see some action soon. I liked the joke, but it would have been even better if it hadn't been so true!
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PK
I agree but alas that is not the case.
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