Friday, September 21, 2012

THURSDAY TICKLE



This is a joke and I laughed at the punchline as I am sure you will but so much of it is true.  In today's world there are so many people always looking for someone to blame for their own misfortunes.  I guess it is easier than to acknowledge that you may have screwed up and either change your attitude or your circumstances.  I realized that this TTWD  community is above the fray.  It is all about truth and accountability and we should be proud of that and give ourselves a pat on the back, or maybe a pat on the fanny would be more appropriate.  LOL.  The world would be a better place if everyone did and felt the same.



The Joke:

If a man cuts off his finger while slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender.

If your children/grandchildren are brats without manners,
you blame television

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,
 you blame the gun manufacturer

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35, 000 feet and the passengers kill him instead,
 the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline


I guess I have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore









SO IF I DIE WHILE MY WRINKLED OLD ASS IS PARKED IN FRONT OF THIS COMPUTER   

I WANT YOU ALL TO BLAME BILL GATES.         




Have a great day everyone and see you later for more Aimless Ramblings. 
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26 comments:

  1. BasSeptember 20, 2012 at 1:19 PM

    Sunnygirl, you sure you don't have a Mac? I'd rather blame Steve Jobs estate.They have more money and all their lawyers are busy sueing the rest of the world for crazy reasons. They would understand our reasoning that losing our Sunnygirl will cost them billions.

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  2. ChristinaSeptember 20, 2012 at 1:31 PM

    LOL - that was cute!

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  3. abbySeptember 20, 2012 at 2:11 PM

    Cute, but sadly with a hint of sadness, since accountability is fast disappearing.
    hugs abby

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  4. dancingbarezSeptember 20, 2012 at 2:28 PM

    That is so true. So I guess you are saying I can't blame the wooden spoon for not be able to sit comfortably at the moment, darn.

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    1. Aimless RamblingSeptember 21, 2012 at 9:58 AM

      No, I think the wooden spoon is not to blame. However master is responsible for the pinches.

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  5. UnknownSeptember 20, 2012 at 4:10 PM

    We are a litigious society and one without, as Abby says a sense of accountability for anything. One of those funny because it strikes a little too close to the truth. :)

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  6. AnonymousSeptember 20, 2012 at 4:53 PM

    All too true, Sunnygirl! I really, really hate it when people won't take any responsiblity for their own actions! What can you do, might as well laugh than cry! :)

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  7. Minielle LabraunSeptember 20, 2012 at 7:32 PM

    That is funny!
    My new mantra is....take responsibility for your actions.

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    1. Aimless RamblingSeptember 21, 2012 at 10:00 AM

      I'm not sure anyone would even recognize your efforts.

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  8. CatSeptember 21, 2012 at 2:33 AM

    Cute. These are what my great-grandmother used to call "kidding on the square" (joke but still true).

    I will definitely blaim Bill Gates for you!

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    1. Aimless RamblingSeptember 21, 2012 at 10:00 AM

      Yes, we laugh but as someone said we should be sad at the state of affairs.

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  9. PKSeptember 21, 2012 at 6:18 AM

    My 6th graders are all ready masters at this! If Bill Gates has to pay out for all of us his kids will actually have to work for a living!

    Hugs,
    PK

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    1. Aimless RamblingSeptember 21, 2012 at 10:01 AM

      Hubby swears that will be me at the end, so I guess Bill will be getting at least one lawsuit.

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  10. SusieSeptember 21, 2012 at 9:59 AM

    :)

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  11. DeeSeptember 21, 2012 at 6:14 PM

    I laughed. It's all your fault...
    :)

    Dee x

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    1. Aimless RamblingSeptember 21, 2012 at 9:01 PM

      I'll take the blame, especially if it involves a spanking.

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  12. lilmissesSeptember 21, 2012 at 6:32 PM

    That's it. Everyone gets a spankin'!

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    1. Aimless RamblingSeptember 21, 2012 at 9:02 PM

      Sounds good to me. Shall we be tops or bottoms - I'll take the bottom.

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  13. SNPSeptember 21, 2012 at 10:41 PM

    Just have others (as well as you have said)...sad that this is where we are in society today...blame and little if any responsiblity. But, on another note, hope you have a great weekend. Thanks for stopping by my blog today:)

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  14. BlondieSeptember 22, 2012 at 1:48 AM

    Very funny, Well the joke part,not all the blaming and people having to sue somebody for their own stupiity. Have a great weekend and thanks for the laugh

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  15. Aimless RamblingSeptember 22, 2012 at 11:03 PM

    You have a great weekend too Blondie.

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