A friend told the blond
man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
The blond man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
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The blond man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
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Two blond men find
three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.
One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
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One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
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A woman phoned her
blonde neighbor man and said: "Close your curtains the next time you &
your wife are having sex.
The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
To which the blonde man replied: "Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday."
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The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."
To which the blonde man replied: "Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday."
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A blonde man is in the
bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?"
He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
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He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
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A blonde man goes to
the vet with his goldfish.
"I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet.
The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me."
The blonde man says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet."
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"I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet.
The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me."
The blonde man says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet."
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A blond man spies a
letter lying on his doormat.
It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".
He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
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It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".
He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
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A blond man shouts
frantically into the phone
"My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.
"No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"
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"My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.
"No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"
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A blonde man was
driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then
another, then another.
A cop car pulls him over, so he tells the cop about all the trees in the road.
The cop says, "That's your air freshener swinging about!"
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A cop car pulls him over, so he tells the cop about all the trees in the road.
The cop says, "That's your air freshener swinging about!"
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A blonde man's dog
goes missing and he is frantic.
His wife says "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?"
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
"What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.
"Here boy!" he replies.
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His wife says "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?"
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
"What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.
"Here boy!" he replies.
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A blond man is in
jail. Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.
"Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks.
"Hanging myself," the blond replies.
"It should be around your neck" says the guard.
"I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe."
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"Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks.
"Hanging myself," the blond replies.
"It should be around your neck" says the guard.
"I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe."
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(This one actually makes
sense.)
An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."
An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."
Have a great weekend and see you later for more Aimless Ramblings.
Oh sunnygirl. I laughed and laughed. These are sooo funny :) Thankyou, and have a great weekend :)
ReplyDeleteDee x
Me too Dee
DeleteLaughter is the greatest medicine! I am healed of any negativity. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteThat's great, no negativity for the weekend.
DeleteI personally don't know any blond men, so it is funny to discover that they can be indeed almost as blond as blond women.
ReplyDeleteOops, did I say something wrong, Ladies?
My husband will be in touch. Monsieur
DeleteWhen I was young...blonde jokes would often tick me off and/or inspire me to prove everyone wrong! lol. Now though, I can have a good laugh at them...maybe because my hair has darkened a bit over time? Either way, I don't think I've EVER seen/heard any jokes about MALE blonds before. These were pretty funny. Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteAt one point my daughter actually dyed her hair to get away from the dumb blonde personna.
DeleteOh my SG these are too funny. Thanks so much.
ReplyDeleteHave a fun weekend.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
Glad you liked.
DeleteLOL..Thanks for a great start to my day! Enjoy the weekend.
ReplyDeletehugs abby
You are welcome abby.
DeleteThanks for the laughs and Happy Weekend!
ReplyDeleteYeah, they made me laugh
DeleteLOL These were funny and I don't think I've ever heard MALE blonde jokes before. Have a great weekend! :)
ReplyDeleteWell glad I gave you a first.
DeleteI'm with the others here - don't think I've ever heard male blonde jokes! These are funny - thanks for starting my day off with a giggle. Have a great weekend.
ReplyDeleteIt is just nice to have them not picking on us "girls" .
DeleteHaahaahaaaa, these are great. I don't think I've ever heard blonda man jokes before :)
ReplyDeletestill funny and at least they are not picking on us as usual. Must have been written by a feminist. lol
DeleteSunny...please...I beg you...stop. I am losing faith in the entire human race just by reading these. :D
ReplyDeleteAh, don't do that.
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ReplyDeleteThanks Sunnygirl,
ReplyDeleteAnd my beautiful blond Mollie thanks you to I'm sure, I cut and pasted them to her!
Hugs,
PK
They were fun. I commented to one post that my daughter actually dyed her hair red at one point because she got so tired of being treated as a ditzy blond. Hubby never had that trouble - he was such a hunk (prejudiced, maybe)
DeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteHey, I think I finally fixed blogger...and will get your posts on my feed now.
Wonders never cease!
Sometimes I would like to kick blogger in the butt. It can be so frustrating. Glad you were able to fix the glitsch.
ReplyDeleteHave a good weekend up until "Sunday Swats"
Wow, awesome!
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