Never to Old to Learn New Things

You may or may not want to try this:

When your
husband or boyfriend does
something that
makes you angry;
Don't give in to the
temptation
to argue, fuss and
fight!

Just
count to ten, remain calm & after he
goes to bed,
Super-Glue his flip flops to the
floor. 

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A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' 

> The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 

> 'What would you like to talk about?' 

> 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

> 'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. 

> A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass, right?  

> Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. 

> Why do you suppose that is?' 

> The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.' 

> To which the little girl replies, 'Do you REALLY feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

See you later for more Aimless Ramblings.