Reconnection and Embarrasing Moments

Today we drove over to Lake Pleasant.  It's not far from where we are staying and we both needed a water fix.  Sitting at the marina watching the sail boats and enjoying the sun.  Perfect.  Warmer weather - I love it, although we're in for a change this weekend.  Not like the northeast though so I should stop complaining.

We had a lovely reconnection, several leather goods were dusted off and boy was I out of shape.  It had been weeks and weeks, or so it seemed.  I was glowing in more ways than one when all was said and done.

BTW, PK over at New Beginnings has posted a follow up story of mine on Fantasy Friday today.  Go over and take a look.  Also, Minelle's hubby is having some health issues and they could use some positive thoughts.  The same with our wonderful Bas.  Please keep them in mind as you traverse the day.

On a different track, talk about embarrassing moments.  We all have them and obviously doctors are no exception, see below for some examples.

EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS

A man comes into the ER and yells. . .'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly, I noticed that there were several cabs and I was in the wrong one! 

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At the beginning of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. 'Big breaths,' I instructed.

"Yes, they used to be," replied the patient

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One day I had to be the bearer of bad news, when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart.' -

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A woman and her baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed," she replied...

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'

“I know”, she said. “I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came”.

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Make it a great day everyone.  See you later for more Aimless Ramblings.