That's what my friend said when I told her I ordered a lexan paddle. She said why didn't I just order a loopy johnny too. I mentioned in a post the other day that I had purchased some new toys. See Hot Times Ahead. They have arrived. When I showed the lexan to my hubby his response was that "it could produce some serious hurt". "Why did you order something like this?" My response was because in reading blogs it is talked about as evil and I always want to try everything. His response "well you ordered it, we'll use it." Silly me.
Of course, hubby wanted to try it out right away. He gave me a quick sample swat on the bare that day. WOW, what a sting. I said not so hard. He told me he hardly touched me and he would only use this implement over jeans. Well today we tried it again on the bare and he gave me five spanks when I hollered "enough". I have a new admiration for you ladies that bear the "bare" discipline this paddle provides. OUCH OUCH OUCH. The afterward was pretty great though.
I'll tell you about the other item in another post. And, no, I am never going to order a loopy johnny. I am not that NUTS.
See you later.
You're brave!
ReplyDeleteLove,
Kitty
Not as brave as you may think. Luckily, I can call a halt.
DeleteLol, I fell for the lexan, too...quite unaware of her evilness. Loopy johnny will never be mentioned here. Fool me once... :)
ReplyDeleteI had to try the lexan, don't ask me why. I am sure it would not be an intelligent answer. However, my intelligence tells me there is no way I want to try a loopy johnny. The cane is another nono.
DeleteSunny,
ReplyDeleteYou're in your new home and everything, if you'll send me your mailing address, I've just thought of a great house warming gift for you! Muaaaahhhaaaaaa!
Hugs,
PK
I have a distinct feeling I do NOT want a housewarming gift. Me thinks it would warm more than my house. HAHAHAHA
DeleteThanks for the thought though.
That is so funny, I let my friend send my husband the lexan and it is now his favorite one to use. I was looking at loopy johnny today cause we are constantly trying to find a quiet implement. But I only looked.
ReplyDeleteI just read that you get the lexan all the time. You are a brave girl. Only looking at loopy johnny is the best idea you will ever have.
DeleteOkay, I am with your friend. Maybe a little nuts. But, I am glad you got to say enough. Also, that the afterwards was great. Look forward to the next review of your purchases.
ReplyDeleteI always get the say - we don't do it for discipline. Thanks for stopping by.
DeleteNo, stay away from Loopy John's. I hate ours.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Ronnie
xx
Thanks for the advice Ronnie. I plan on taking it.
DeleteYou are one brave lady! I haven't tried anything not made of natural substances. Better observe that over the jeans rule carefully.
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Hermione
Not as brave as you think. He has never spanked for discipline so I feel pretty confident in knowing when I tell him I'm done, he's done.
DeleteVery brave! I was thinking about ordering one as well but can't quite seem to do it lol
ReplyDeleteI had to do it. It's as evil as reported.
DeleteOK, you know I just have to order one now. Darn it.
ReplyDeleteSee that was why I just had to buy one. What is it about us that makes us do things we know are going to bite us in the "end".
DeletePhew...I was about to warn you off of that dang loopy. As far as I'm concerned there will never be any lexan in this house!
ReplyDeleteThe loopy is definitely off the table for me. You are right about the lexan. Don't let it in. Based on your posts, Michael does well enough without any additional implements. LOL
ReplyDeleteYou are NUTS..lol. Good thing you get to control how it is used ;)
ReplyDeleteIs NUTS better than CRAZY? But I definitely am one of them, maybe even both.
DeleteDon't any of you go buy any Lexans yet ok. Wait till I get up and running :) In all seriousness, I would choose the Lexan in a heartbeat over the Lj any day.
ReplyDeleteDee x
OH Dee, I would never choose the LJ. It will not darken my door EVER.
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