April Fool's Day

A. Have you ever had sex in three or more positions in one session? Haven't you?

B. Have you ever had sex continuously for more than an hour? You mean sex lasts longer than two minutes, I've been lied to.

C. Have you ever devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity (with time out for eating, etc.)? I'll have to check my diaries.

D. Have you ever been so loud having sex that housemates/neighbors commented or complained? Yes, especially when we did it in our pool and the sloshing water created a giant wave that flooded our neighbors yard.

E. Have you ever had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone?  Do animals count?

F. Have you ever written an explicitly erotic story? What do you think?

G. Have you ever brought your partner to orgasm using only your hands? Haven't they?

H. Have you ever licked or sucked on someone else’s feet and/or toes? Clean feet only, no sneaker toes.

I. Have you ever had sex with someone you’re not in a relationship with? Yes, but not in a long time.

J. Have you ever had sex simultaneously with two or more people? Do aliens count?

K. Have you ever had anal sex?  You mean IRL?

L. Have you ever gone out in public while wearing an anal plug? Again, you mean IRL?

M. Have you ever gotten really turned on by saying or hearing dirty talk? I do read and write.

N. Have you ever realized that you are much more sexually open-minded/kinky than most of your previous partners and/or friends? Yes

O. Have you ever been part of an S/M role play (master/mistress/slave), domination (as the dominant/submissive part), or being victim of pain (such as whipping, caning, hot wax on genitals, nipple clamps/genital clamps etc.)? There are no boxes to check.

P. Have you ever fantasized about or practiced orgasm control/denial? All the time and Ray hates it.

Q. Have you ever tried scissoring? Are you kidding?

R. Have you ever performed or received oral sex from a man?  WHAT?

S. Have you ever performed or received oral sex from a woman? Not that flexible.

T. How old were you the first time you had sex?  Can't remember that far back.

U. How many sexual partners have you had? Don't have enough fingers.

V. Have you ever practiced BDSM on yourself (bondage, nipple clamps, hot wax, et cetera)? What do you think I am, a masochist?

W. Have you ever had sex in front of other people? Does it could if I wore blinders?

X. Have you ever had a crush on a fellow blogger? .Jealous yes, crush no

Y. Have you ever had an orgasm without any direct stimulation (not counting dreams)? Why do dreams not count?

Z. Do you like being called dirty names during sex? Sexy yes, dirty no.

Thanks Faerie and Terps, hope you don't mind I put my own spin on this meme.

PK is the one on the left and I'm the one on the right.

HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY