Thursday, February 20, 2014

Things Most Men Never Say


Have you ever heard any of these from any men you know?



1.  We never talk anymore.
2.  Sex isn't that important.  Sometimes I just like to be held.
3.  Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
4.  Does this hunter's outfit make me look fat?
5.  Do you think he is prettier than me?
6.  Aww, forget football, let's watch Pretty Little Liars.
7.  Why don't you go to the mall with me and hlep me pick out a pair of shoes?
8.  My wife never listens to me.
9.  I'll have the salad with light dressing and a diet soda.
10. My friends and I should go to the men's room and freshen up.
11. A movie with Brad Pitt and Ryan Gosseling, I've gotta go see it.
12. While I'm up can I get you anything?
13. You know I would like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
14. Looks like it's time to buy new underwear.
15. Here honey, you handle the remote.

 See you later for more Aimless Ramblings.





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36 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 20, 2014 at 11:36 AM

    LOL Sunny! :) These are fun to think about! Thanks for the morning smile.

    Hope that you and Ray are Having a nice Mardi Gras celebration! I'm a little envious of the weather- in the last two weeks we have had 4 snowstorms and there is over 3 feet of snow outside! Apparently we are in for a bit of a thaw. I'll believe it when I see it. Enjoy! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie

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    1. Aimless RamblingFebruary 21, 2014 at 9:26 AM

      So far so good, our friends are starting to straggle in. Sorry about your weather, I understand you're getting a thaw but flooding to follow and then more winter. It is definitely been a different weather everywhere.

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 20, 2014 at 11:39 AM

    You know there is a passing resemblance to H in all of these, however 14 and 15 have him down to an absolute tee! The often heard conversation in our house goes something like:
    'Wheres the remote?' He says patting all cushions in something close to absolute panic.
    'You're asking me? Why on earth would I know I never get to use it!'

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    1. Aimless RamblingFebruary 21, 2014 at 9:27 AM

      I don't even know what the remote looks like, so if it's lost (and would never happen because he is OCD) his problem and no help from me.

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  3. UnknownFebruary 20, 2014 at 1:59 PM

    Lol! As I read this, I realized how silly I must sound when I do say these things. Hope your having fun!
    Kim

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  4. BlondieFebruary 20, 2014 at 2:01 PM

    Well, I do have some male friends that might say some of those things - like the going to the mall or watching Pretty Little Liars and loving Brat Pitt.
    But you have described the majority of the men I know. I find that hysterically funny.

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    1. Aimless RamblingFebruary 21, 2014 at 9:29 AM

      I really can hear Ray's voice when I look at these. lol

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  5. abbyFebruary 20, 2014 at 3:41 PM

    LOL....thanks for the chuckle....maybe wonder what a list of things woman would never say would look like?
    hugs abby

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    1. Aimless RamblingFebruary 21, 2014 at 9:30 AM

      Might have to think about that, but whatever we say would be appropriate.

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  6. PKFebruary 20, 2014 at 4:57 PM

    OMG! My son really is gay!

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  7. StormFebruary 20, 2014 at 5:52 PM

    LOL!
    I have to admit that I have heard #14 and #8, but the latter was not phrased nearly as diplomatically as it is here. Lol.

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  8. UnknownFebruary 20, 2014 at 7:27 PM

    So my husband did ask me if he could hold my purse the other day. But it was because I was driving with it in my lap and having a hard time steering. It was followed up by "Do you drive like this all the time? You make me nervous."

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    1. Aimless RamblingFebruary 21, 2014 at 9:32 AM

      Ray has unwillingly held my purse, but he makes it look like it's going to explode at any moment. :)

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  9. Minielle LabraunFebruary 20, 2014 at 9:27 PM

    Well......#3 and #12....LOL However not in exactly those words. #12 is usually...want a cup of tea??

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    1. Aimless RamblingFebruary 21, 2014 at 9:33 AM

      At least you get asked, well that's not fair because Ray is solicitous in that way.

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  10. AnonymousFebruary 20, 2014 at 10:30 PM

    I laughed right away on the first one. Yep never says that one! He has said 4, 6 (sort of), 12, and 15
    loved these!

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    1. Aimless RamblingFebruary 21, 2014 at 9:35 AM

      Yeah, from reading your blog I'm sure you don't ever hear #1. Glad you enjoyed the rest.

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  11. CatFebruary 20, 2014 at 11:47 PM

    ROFL Sunny! So very true...thanks for the giggles!

    Hugs and Blessings...
    Cat

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  12. an English RoseFebruary 21, 2014 at 3:42 AM

    Hi Sunny, made me giggle, nope, husband and two sons, never heard any of these phrases popping out of their mouths
    love Jan.xx

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    1. Aimless RamblingFebruary 21, 2014 at 9:36 AM

      I bet that now, if you ever do, you will break into laughter and they will wonder why.

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  13. RozFebruary 21, 2014 at 4:16 AM

    LoL Sunny, thanks for the giggle. I hear No's 3 and 12, although not in quite those words lol

    Hugs,
    Roz

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  14. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2014 at 6:50 AM

    Very funny Sunny.

    Hug,
    joey

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  15. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2014 at 8:20 AM

    Haha true but then again do we woman sound like this??? Very funny, thanks for the giggles :)

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  16. ronnieFebruary 21, 2014 at 9:51 AM

    SG,

    Thanks for the laugh.

    P does ask me if I want anything while he's up.

    Hope you are having fun.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  17. TerpsichoreFebruary 21, 2014 at 10:24 AM

    cute :-) Hugs

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  18. EsMayFebruary 21, 2014 at 2:23 PM

    Lol these are great, and I was nodding my head yes at every one until the end. ;). The Duke actually does 12, 14 &15. :). Woops.;). Well, 15 when there is nothing he wants to watch, or feels I haven't had a chance to watch anything I like in a while. :)

    {{{hugs}}} EsMay

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  19. SusieFebruary 21, 2014 at 6:24 PM

    Mine has been caught saying # 12. Well...it's more like "Grunt...want anything?"

    The thought is there though.

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  20. flying soloFebruary 25, 2014 at 7:27 AM

    Love this!! and your site, glad to have found it

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  21. IrisheyMarch 3, 2014 at 8:20 PM

    Working my way back to Part 1 of your story. Had to stop and comment on this one. D and I both say 12 & 15. I've never said any of the others, and so glad he hasn't either. Lol!

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