I was looking for something in my document files the other day when I came across this story. I began reading and it was as if someone else had written it. But then, I felt that way about so many of my stories - it was like automatic writing. Anyway, it's appropriate for the season and so here it is.
CHRISTMAS MEMORIES
We were
finally finished. 444 Shady Elm Drive was festooned in her holiday garb for the
last time under our ownership. Barry
carried me over the threshold as a young bride more than forty years ago, and every Christmas since we would drape
fresh pine, fairy lights, and red bows across the width and breadth of her
welcoming arms. We stood back and admired our handiwork. Next, we would decorate the tree that stood sentinel to
our front porch. Berries, strings of
popcorn, and packets of birdseed tied to its boughs would welcome our flighted
friends. Here’s where the kids would put
out the reindeer food as a welcome to Santa’s friends. Every inch of this house
provided a loving memory, but it was time for Barry and me to begin another chapter in our lives.
The stately
Victorian lady was a beauty and the porch
is what sold me on the house all those many years ago. It was more house than we needed or could
afford at the time, but we managed. The
previous owners worked with Barry and held the second mortgage because they
wanted to sell to people who would love the house as much as they had. We were that couple. We spent lots of time and money keeping her
beautiful as she aged along with us.
It wasn’t
always easy, but Barry held my feet to
the fire (or should I say lit my bottom on fire) many times over the years when
I overspent our very carefully crafted budget.
Once our son came along and I was a stay at home mom I had to economize
even further, and Christmas time was always a red-bottomed time for me. It was very
difficult not to overspend our budget, not only on presents but on making the house a beautiful
tribute to Christmas.
All of those
memories came flooding back as we worked.
This year, when the Christmas decorations came down from the attic, they
wouldn’t be packed up and stored for the
following year. This year, our children and grandchildren would be urged to
pick out their favorite items and take them as they left for their own homes. There were very few exceptions – things I
couldn’t part with no matter what the consequences, then or now.
Things like
the twelve-piece Dresden Nativity set I purchased our second Christmas. I was still working and planned on having it
paid off before Barry knew the true
cost. Unfortunately, our son came along
before that happened. When Barry saw the
bill and what was still left to pay, there was hell to pay. I not only received the very first belt
spanking that had me sitting on a welted bruised bottom for days but somewhere in our memory box is an
essay on trust among husband and wife. That was as difficult to write as the
spanking was to bear. The pages became
tear-stained as the lesson became clearer as the words filled the page.
The first year we were married, Barry purchased this God-awful angel as a
tree topper. Gaudy doesn’t even begin to
describe it but Barry loved it and for years it adorned the treetop. He would lovingly gaze at its gaudy beauty
and hang it in its place of honor. It
reigned supreme for ten years before I couldn’t stand looking at her any
longer. I found an angel to take her
place and replaced his angel while he was at work. He may never have noticed until our daughter,
bless her heart, commented on how beautiful was our new angel. A battle ensued, ending with the warning that
the old angel better be back in place or my ass would be toast. Since I’d burned the old angel, my ass was,
indeed, toasted to a crisp. That essay on respecting your mate’s desires and personal
possessions is also in the memory box.
We came inside as the day began its journey into night. Barry lit a fire,
put on the old Christmas albums, and we started the task of decorating our
inside tree. Years before, Barry finally
convinced me that it would be much more convenient to have an artificial tree.
And here’s the reason for the next Christmas bottom warming memory. After much
searching, I found one that I thought would make me happy. It was a seven-foot beauty, with over a
thousand pre-strung lights and the price tag was in the range of the
lights. My reasoning was that we would
have the tree for years and if we amortized the cost of what we would spend on a real tree yearly, it was a bargain.
Barry didn’t agree – I was over his knee getting my backside warmed
before the first ornament was placed. We
still have the tree and for years Barry reminded me of how expensive it was by
giving me the number of spanks amortized through the years. Another essay on how we were never to spend
more than $200 without first consulting the other partner is boxed along with
the others.
The box with the Santa Claus suit was set aside for our oldest son. Obviously, it hadn’t been used in years, and
when we pulled it out, Barry and I both laughed. He found the suit in a used clothing store
and as a lark decided to buy it to play Santa Claus for our kids. That long-ago night, when the kids were in bed, Barry
tried on the suit. We were teasing and
playing around, and he was telling me what a naughty girl I was and how naughty
girls were spanked. There I was,
sprawled over Santa’s lap, getting my bottom spanked when our son walked into
the room. He came over and started
pummeling Santa with his little fist telling him to leave his mommy alone. What a snow job Barry thought he did as he tried convincing
our little one that he must have been dreaming.
It wasn’t until years later that our son confessed that he knew it was
Barry all along and said he’d learned a valuable lesson that he carried forth
into his own marriage.
Then there were the ornaments we purchased each year, reminding us of a
special vacation or events in our life – ballet slippers, ice skates, a
Hawaiian beach shirt, a cap and gown and the infamous cheese board (paddle)
Barry purchased the same time he bought the infamous Christmas Angel.
Once the tree decorations had all been placed, the lights lit, the
Nativity Scene arranged under the tree, Barry and I sat back to admire our hard
work. We were exhausted, but there was
one thing left to do.
“Are you ready?” he asked.
“Yes, let’s get it done.”
He bared my bottom and placed me across his lap. “Now let’s get this bottom in the Christmas spirit,”
and he began to spank so that I too was decorated in red for the holidays.
Do you have any Christmas memories tucked away? Like the couple in this story we gave most of ours to our daughter when we moved to the motor home. I still get to see them when we visit them at Christmas.
